I feel like every eye has been
trained on me. You all know
that I want a bigger butt. I’d like
it to jiggle a little bit, at least, when touched.
Or, if not jiggle, at least have the defined curve
that so many muscular butts show off to the world.
If I were to lay on my stomach I’d like it to resemble a rolling hill,
nothing extreme, understated but enough to grab onto.
The Argentinian national soccer team is one
spectacular collection of asses. Wow.
I thought the TV at the bar was broken, but no,
they were so nicely shaped, proportional, not
screaming to be noticed but perfectly there.
Maybe I will start playing soccer.
Maybe I will start doing squats.
Maybe I will do neither and realize that
my butt is okay just the way
it is. (Is it?)
Nate Cabral lives in Brooklyn, NY.