Much like how Australian wildlife expert, Steve Irwin, was killed after being pierced several hundred times in his torso over the course of a few seconds by the tail spine of an 8-foot wide stingray, all other humans should be required to die while doing the things they do for a living.
Did you know apple seeds contain cyanide? Teachers should consume all the apples they’ve saved from the entire school year at once, preferably in the month of July while they are relaxing on a beach during summer vacation, because this will be the most enjoyable way to go and they deserve that.
Firefighters should save the trapped child in his bedroom and then become trapped in the bedroom themselves, calmly inhale smoke until the fire burns out, and then die.
Terry Richardson should asphyxiate while choking on his own dick, and then die.
Cops should be shot in the head by other cops, and then die.
Sarah Jean Alexander lives in Brooklyn, NY.