Have things gotten a little stale in the bedroom? Are you totally bored of having sex with the person you’re dating? Is the fading novelty of sleeping with someone new bringing your attention to their complete absence of redeeming qualities? Do you feel like you’ve just squandered 15 months of your life with them? Does this validate your fears that your unreasonable standards will ensure your permanent solitude? Are you contemplating riding it out as a matter of convenience? Thinking about marrying them anyway to appease your family? Well then I have some new positions that are going to SPICE. THINGS. UP.
One Weird Old Trick:
Maintain open lines of communication with the other person and allow them to grow as a person as your relationship develops. You can achieve this by understanding your own personal growth objectives, and making them clear to the other party early on. If you compromise your own development to accommodate another person, you will slowly grow to deeply resent them and your relationship will fester and inevitably rot.
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