Spectacular Ass / by Nate Cabral

                                   Lionel Messi's butt

                                 Lionel Messi's butt

I feel like every eye has been
trained on me. You all know
that I want a bigger butt. I’d like
it to jiggle a little bit, at least, when touched. 
Or, if not jiggle, at least have the defined curve 
that so many muscular butts show off to the world. 
If I were to lay on my stomach I’d like it to resemble a rolling hill, 
nothing extreme, understated but enough to grab onto. 
The Argentinian national soccer team is one 
spectacular collection of asses. Wow. 
I thought the TV at the bar was broken, but no, 
they were so nicely shaped, proportional, not 
screaming to be noticed but perfectly there. 
Maybe I will start playing soccer. 
Maybe I will start doing squats. 
Maybe I will do neither and realize that 
my butt is okay just the way 
it is. (Is it?)

 

 

Nate Cabral lives in Brooklyn, NY.